aquariussitsalone
  • Aquarius: *opens up emotionally*
  • The Next Day:
  • Aquarius: Hey, we need to talk...
  • Person: Okay....
  • Aquarius: About last night, it was a mistake. It never should have happened...I think it's best if we just both forget about it.
  • Person: Uhhh, you know it's okay to show feelings, right?
  • Aquarius: Shhh, no.
  • Person: You don't have to be embarrassed.
  • Aquarius: I FEEL NOTHING!
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*something bad happens to Aquarius*

  • Person: Whoa hey are you gonna be alright?
  • Aquarius: Oh, don't worry, I'll be fine. Watch this, I shall simply will myself to stop caring..........Aha! See, done caring, no worries.
  • Person: ...Well alright then if you say so. *leaves*
  • Aquarius: *collapses* OHHH, HORRIBLE FATE THAT HAS BEFALLEN ME!!! MUST THE FORCES OF THE UNIVERSE CONSPIRE SO CRUELLY AND MALICIOUSLY?! AM I EVER TO REACH A PLACE OF REST?!
  • Person: What was that? Did you say something?
  • Aquarius: What? No, I'm fine. You heard nothing.
  • Person: What are you doing on the floor?
  • Aquarius: ...Resting.
  • Person: ...alright then.....*leaves*
  • Aquarius: ...Here shall I lie...henceforth until the sun sets upon me for the final time, wasted away by all that which I could not overcome... Oh, wo is me...scene.